As I explained to someone on twitter, I don’t perceive their behavior to be bad, I perceive their conversation to be stupid. These are just some of the highlights of the conversation I couldn’t help but overhear, because it was so loud, today during work. I figure if you’re being so loud about it, you don’t mind if everyone knows your business about hamsters, Mexicans, and coffee.

Chalk this up as further evidence that I am a cranky old curmudgeon who hates young people.


SHE’S SUCH AN INSPIRATION, SHE’S MARRIED TO HERSELF AND SHE’S A POET!

IT DEPENDS ON LIKE IF IT’S A CYST, BECAUSE I LIKE HAD LIKE A GIANT ONE ON MY FOREHEAD AND I JUST LIKE COULDN’T POP IT.

I LOVE FIGS. I USED TO HATE FIGS, BUT NOW I LOVE THEM.

ST. MARKS BOOKS IS LIKE THE ESSENCE OF BOOKSTORES

I AM SOOO GLAD THEY HAVE A STARBUCKS HERE BECAUSE I LOVE STARBUCKS! THEY MAKE, LIKE, THE BEST COFFEE EVER

I WAS LIKE “MODEL FROM NEW JERSEY” COME ON!

MY PHOTOBOOTH IS LIKE FULL OF LIKE EMBARRASSING FLICKRS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’M VERY PALE. AND LIKE I’M MEXICAN TOO.

WELL THERE ARE SOME SCENES THAT ARE LIKE… SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE, AND TOTALLY MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. BUT IT IS SUCH A GOOOOOOD MOVIE

I FEEL LIKE HAMSTERS… HAMSTERS ARE LIKE REALLY HARD TO SHARE

I’VE BEEN EATING GUACAMOLE LIKE ALL WEEK.

I AM SOOO GLAD THEY HAVE A STARBUCKS HERE BECAUSE I LOVE STARBUCKS! THEY MAKE, LIKE, THE BEST COFFEE EVER

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